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		<title>Differences Between Men &amp; Women</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 21:33:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JS</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NICKNAMES: If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle. But if Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack go out for a brewsky, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Useless.
EATING OUT: And when the check comes, Mike, Phil, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Life summarised in 4 bottles</title>
		<link>http://media.wakooz.com/life-summarised-in-4-bottles</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 13:23:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JS</dc:creator>
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And the majority of us is already at the third one! Argggghhh!
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		<title>SEMINARS FOR WOMEN</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 12:30:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JS</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the male staff has created a set of courses for females of all marital status.
The following courses will be offered:
General Education:
GE101: Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges
GE102: Checkbook Balancing (formerly &#8220;Remedial Third Grade Arithmetic&#8221;)
GE103: How to Drive a Nail Without Breaking One
GE104: How to Parallel [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Computers are female</title>
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		<comments>http://media.wakooz.com/computers-are-female#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 12:23:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JS</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Five reasons computers must be female:
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message &#8220;Bad Command or File Name&#8221; is about as informative as
&#8220;If you don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THE WOMEN&#8217;S GUIDE TO MALE ENGLISH</title>
		<link>http://media.wakooz.com/the-womens-guide-to-male-english</link>
		<comments>http://media.wakooz.com/the-womens-guide-to-male-english#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 12:34:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JS</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[
I&#8217;m hungry = I&#8217;m hungry
I&#8217;m sleepy = I&#8217;m sleepy
I&#8217;m tired = I&#8217;m tired
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I&#8217;d like to have sex with you
What&#8217;s wrong? = I don&#8217;t see why you are making such a big deal out of this
What&#8217;s wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SENIOR DRIVING</title>
		<link>http://media.wakooz.com/senior-driving</link>
		<comments>http://media.wakooz.com/senior-driving#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 13:46:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JS</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[.
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
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Answering, he heard his wife&#8217;s voice urgently warning him, &#8220;Herman, I just heard the news that there&#8217;s a car going the wrong way on interstate 77. Please be careful.&#8221;
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&#8220;Hell,&#8221; said Herman,
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&#8220;It&#8217;s not just one car. It&#8217;s hundreds of them!
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		<title>The Koala and the gecko</title>
		<link>http://media.wakooz.com/the-koala-and-the-gecko</link>
		<comments>http://media.wakooz.com/the-koala-and-the-gecko#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2010 13:33:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JS</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint when a little gecko walked past, looked up and said, &#8220;Hey Koala! What you doing, bro?&#8221;.

The koala said, &#8220;Smoking a J, come up and have some.&#8221; So the little gecko scurried up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few spliffs.
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After [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Describe Professions</title>
		<link>http://media.wakooz.com/describe-professions</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Apr 2010 12:30:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JS</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What does your profession say about you?
1. MARKETING &#8211; You are ambitious yet crazy. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking and socializing which is pretty much what your job responsibilities are now. Least compatible with Sales.
2. SALES &#8211; Laziest of all signs, often referred to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>American Management</title>
		<link>http://media.wakooz.com/american-management</link>
		<comments>http://media.wakooz.com/american-management#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2010 15:25:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JS</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Americans and Japanese decided to engage in a boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance levels. On the big day they felt ready. The Japanese won by a mile.
The American team was discouraged by the loss. Morale sagged. Corporate management decided that the reason for the crushing defeat [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Another 40 years to live</title>
		<link>http://media.wakooz.com/another-40-years-to-live</link>
		<comments>http://media.wakooz.com/another-40-years-to-live#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 13:38:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she has a near-death experience.
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During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it. God says no and explains that she has another 43 years, 2 months and 17 days to live.
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Upon her recovery she [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Engineering &amp; management</title>
		<link>http://media.wakooz.com/engineering-management</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 15:15:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JS</dc:creator>
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A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, &#8220;Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don&#8217;t know where I am.&#8221;
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The woman below replied, &#8220;You are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Husbands For Sale</title>
		<link>http://media.wakooz.com/new-husbands-for-sale</link>
		<comments>http://media.wakooz.com/new-husbands-for-sale#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 14:03:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JS</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dog Story</title>
		<link>http://media.wakooz.com/dog-story</link>
		<comments>http://media.wakooz.com/dog-story#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 15:24:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JS</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: &#8216;Talking Dog For Sale &#8216; He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bottle of Wine</title>
		<link>http://media.wakooz.com/bottle-of-wine</link>
		<comments>http://media.wakooz.com/bottle-of-wine#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:20:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JS</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Women will LOVE this one!)
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it&#8217;s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Lawyer&#8217;s Generosity</title>
		<link>http://media.wakooz.com/a-lawyers-generosity</link>
		<comments>http://media.wakooz.com/a-lawyers-generosity#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:19:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JS</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, &#8220;Why are you eating grass?&#8221; &#8220;We don&#8217;t have any money for food,&#8221; the
poor man replied. &#8220;We have to eat grass.&#8221;
&#8220;Well, then, you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Good doctor</title>
		<link>http://media.wakooz.com/good-doctor</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:58:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JS</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone would love to consult this doctor!
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Q: Doctor,  I&#8217;ve heard that  cardiovascular exercise can prolong life.  Is this true?
A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it&#8230;don&#8217;t waste on exercise.  Everything wear out eventually.  Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Come to a complete stop</title>
		<link>http://media.wakooz.com/come-to-a-complete-stop</link>
		<comments>http://media.wakooz.com/come-to-a-complete-stop#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:36:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JS</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Come to a complete STOP?????
TEXAS DEPUTY SHERIFF vs NEW YORK LAWYER 

Only in Texas my friends&#8230;Only in Texas &#8230;.Too bad&#8230;
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A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff&#8217;s deputy.
He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York
and is certain that he has a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Test For Dementia</title>
		<link>http://media.wakooz.com/test-for-dementia</link>
		<comments>http://media.wakooz.com/test-for-dementia#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 20:22:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JS</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Below are four ( 4) questions. You have to answer them instantly. You can&#8217;t take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?
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Let&#8217;s find out just how clever you really are.
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Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)
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First Question:
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You are participating in a race You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
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Answer: If you answered that you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Catholic v. Jewish Golf Match</title>
		<link>http://media.wakooz.com/catholic-v-jewish-golf-match</link>
		<comments>http://media.wakooz.com/catholic-v-jewish-golf-match#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 13:06:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JS</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Pope met with his Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Benjamin Netanyahu, the leader of Israel.
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“Your Holiness”, said one of his Cardinals, Mr. Netanyahu wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show the friendship and ecumenical spirit shared by the Jewish and Catholic faiths.”
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The Pope thought this was a good idea, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Computer Business</title>
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		<comments>http://media.wakooz.com/computer-business#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:22:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JS</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Actual dialog of a former Wordperfect Customer Support employee:
“Wordperfect Customer Support; may I help you?”
“Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”
“What sort of trouble?”
“Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.”
“Went away?”
“They disappeared.”
“Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?”
“Nothing.”
“Nothing?”
“It’s blank; it won’t accept anything when I [...]]]></description>
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