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		<title>The Theory of Intelligence</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 02:37:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Samuel</dc:creator>
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&#8216;Well you see, Norm, it&#8217;s like this . .. . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Advice from a dead cowboy</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 00:55:49 +0000</pubDate>
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FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
It&#8217;s important to have a woman:
1. Who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. Who can make you laugh.
3. Who you can trust and who doesn&#8217;t lie to you.
4. Who is good in bed and who likes to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>5 Minute Management Course Lesson 6:</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 00:05:42 +0000</pubDate>
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A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how [...]]]></description>
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		<title>5 Minute Management Course Lesson 5</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 23:59:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Samuel</dc:creator>
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A turkey was chatting with a bull. &#8216;I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree&#8217; sighed the turkey, &#8216;but I haven&#8217;t got the energy.&#8217;
&#8216;Well, why don&#8217;t you nibble on some of my droppings?&#8217; replied the bull. It&#8217;s full of nutrients.&#8217;
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found [...]]]></description>
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		<title>5 Minute Management Course Lesson 4:</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 23:46:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Samuel</dc:creator>
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An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, &#8216;Can I also sit like you and do nothing?&#8217; The eagle answered: &#8216;Sure, why not.&#8217;
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>5 Minute Management Course Lesson 3:</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 23:44:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Samuel</dc:creator>
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A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, &#8216;I&#8217;ll give each of you just one wish.&#8217;
&#8216;Me first! Me first!&#8217; says the admin clerk. &#8216;I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>5 Minute Management Course Lesson 2:</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 23:33:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Samuel</dc:creator>
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A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, &#8216;Father, remember Psalm 129?&#8217;
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>5 Minute Management Course Lesson 1:</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 20:33:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Samuel</dc:creator>
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A man is getting into the shower, just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, &#8216;I&#8217;ll give you $800 to drop that towel.&#8217;
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		<title>Greener grass &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 16:17:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Samuel</dc:creator>
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Sometimes you can reach too far! And when you find yourself over-extended and you&#8217;re stuck in a situation that you can&#8217;t get out of, there is one thing you should always remember&#8230;&#8230;. Not everyone who shows up&#8230;&#8230; Is there to help you!!!!


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